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TheJessinator's Medals

Total Medals Earned: 7 (From 4 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 160 Points

In Utero

Locked Medal Aborted 25 Points Kill the boss without dying.
Supasperm Unlocked 8/14/09
25 Points Beat the first level.
Impotent Unlocked 8/14/09
100 Points Complete the first level without firing a shot.
Locked Medal Preggerz 100 Points Beat the game.

Medals Earned: 2/4 (125/250 points)

It's a Nice Day Today

Failure to Communicate Unlocked 8/14/09
5 Points Continue to play for 30 seconds after the movie ends.

Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)

Seed of Destruction

Infertility Unlocked 8/14/09
5 Points Get a game over.
Master of Time and Space Unlocked 8/14/09
5 Points Pause the game.
Backfire Unlocked 8/14/09
10 Points Destroy an enemy by deflecting a projectile at it.
Locked Medal Drunken Air Show 10 Points Play a custom game with only jets.
Locked Medal I am Illiterate 0 Points Spend less than 5 seconds on the first tutorial.
Locked Medal Mega Combo 10 Points Get a 20+ combo.
Locked Medal Tankicular Homicide 10 Points Squish a pedestrian by pushing tank over it.
Locked Medal Hanging in There 25 Points Regenerate a total of 10 health bars over the game.
I am Literate Unlocked 8/14/09
0 Points Spend more than 12 seconds on the first tutorial.
Locked Medal Looking for a Challenge 25 Points Survive 10 minutes in Custom Mode with all units set at maximum intensity.
Locked Medal Toast Master 25 Points Kill 10 enemies with the zeppelin's laser.
Locked Medal Ball Fondler 50 Points Get a score of 10,000 in Grenade Juggler.
Locked Medal Cavalier of Sperm 50 Points Beat story mode.
Locked Medal Evasivivity 50 Points Survive 5 minutes on Missile Crisis.
Locked Medal Pedestrian Devestation 50 Points Get a score of 100 in Pancake Factory.
Locked Medal Seed of Destruction 100 Points Beat story mode on hard.

Medals Earned: 4/16 (20/425 points)

Spewer

Locked Medal Burp 5 Points Complete the first chapter.
Locked Medal Airhead 10 Points Complete the second chapter.
Architect Unlocked 8/14/09
10 Points Complete a level made in the map editor.
Locked Medal Rocket Sauce 10 Points Complete the third chapter.
Locked Medal Gishy 25 Points Complete the fourth chapter.
Locked Medal Conclusion 50 Points Complete the final chapter.
Locked Medal Perfectionist 100 Points Complete the bonus chapter.

Medals Earned: 1/7 (10/210 points)